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All You Can Eat Bitch Buffet

pointing out your flaws since 1994

Created on 2003-08-07 12:34:03 (#1238502), last updated 2008-10-23

591 comments received, 495 comments posted

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Name:Maggie Z
Birthdate:10-09
Location:Rhode Island, United States

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maggiezcat@cox.net
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I hate writing these things. Do I make myself sound better like on a University application? Do I make myself sound worse like a personal ad, so that the person expecting a 400 pound bald woman will feel mild relief when confronted by the reality? Oh heck, I guess I'll have to go with the truth and hope you'll still be there when I roll over in the morning.

My life, such as can be derisively labeled, consists of classes, television and scouring the Internet for obsession fodder. I'd say writing, but these days it's more like saying I'm writing when all I'm really doing is procrastinating until I have neither the time nor the privacy to do so and then complaining about how I can't get anything accomplished. I enjoy the security that cynical sarcasm provides but when I feel safe I let some optimistic joy bubble through. Here, hopefully, you'll find both.

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